It's been a day since the shit hit the fan.
I have a massive static electricity charge that I can't get rid of, which zaps me whenever I touch anything metal, and which fucks with nearby electronics.
The screaming migraine and bleeding from the nose have mostly tapered off.
The blisters on my forearms have started popping and oozing fluid. They're covered in neosporin. My blankets are covered in neosporin. I'm throwing them all out later.
I have never dealt with this much paradox before.
Leave me the fuck alone.
I have a massive static electricity charge that I can't get rid of, which zaps me whenever I touch anything metal, and which fucks with nearby electronics.
The screaming migraine and bleeding from the nose have mostly tapered off.
The blisters on my forearms have started popping and oozing fluid. They're covered in neosporin. My blankets are covered in neosporin. I'm throwing them all out later.
I have never dealt with this much paradox before.
Leave me the fuck alone.